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Sometimes things are not as they seem
Submitted by: Gilbert Gottfried
Human interest story
A young student at the Tennessee University was assigned a project to write a human interest story. He went into the mountains to do some research. There, he found an old farmer sitting on his porch,
greeted him, and explained his task.
The young guy asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you really happy?"
The farmer said, "Ya!, one time my neighbor's daughter, a good lookin' gal, got lost. We formed a
team and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
"I can't write that!" the young guy exclaimed. "Can't you think of anything else
that made you happy?"
The farmer thought for a while and smiled, "Yap! One time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a
team and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."
Again, the young guy said "I can't write that, either. Let's try another approach. Has anything ever happened around here that made you really sad?"
The old farmer made a crying face as if he were very ashamed, and after a few
minutes he looked up timidly at the young guy and said, "This one time, I got lost..."
Submitted by: Jerry Seinfeld
Husband day care center
Submitted by: Albert Brooks
While playing golf
A middle aged man and his best friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
The man is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He
pauses in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in
prayer for a couple of minutes.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and sentimental thing I have ever
seen in my life. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Thanks, well we were married 30 years."
Submitted by: Lord Buckley
Dumb or Smart?
Submitted by: Steve Martin
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