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Submitted by: Jackie Mason
Q: What is the secret of happy and satisfied married life?
A: It is still a secret.
Husband is the head of the family but wife is the neck, which can turn head anywhere.
A credit card was stolen but the owner decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Submitted by: Moms Mabley
Submitted by: Jan Murray
Classic Grouchy Old Man
On a road trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside motel for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the motel and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the
motel to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.
He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the motel.
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her.
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"
Submitted by: Mel Brooks
Don't be Shocked - Those are stools
Submitted by: Morty Gunty
No More Rats
The (N.I.H) National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for
experimentation. In their place, attorneys will be used. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys than rats.
2. The researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that even rats won't do.
Submitted by: Larry David
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